Tuesday, July 30, 2002
Back to the Beach
Sunday, July 28, 2002
He Still Around
Next They'll Try to Destroy the Sun
Thursday, July 25, 2002
Al Gore Should Try Inventing a Financial Calculator
He'd Get Lots of Press if He'd OD
I Wonder if He Kicks Puppies Too
Wednesday, July 24, 2002
If You Can't Suck the Brains Out of a Child's Skull, What Rights Will Women Have Left?
More Destructive than Communism
If They Close Down Taco Bell...
Tuesday, July 23, 2002
Did I Mention I Don't Like the Chinese Government?
Israel's Missile Strike
China Thinks They Can Nuke Us
Shut Up About the Second Amendment or I'll Shoot You
Tuesday, July 16, 2002
It's Wrong to be French
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
Monday, July 15, 2002
Hackers of the World Unite
Vive la revolution!
He Ain't Dead Until We Kill Him
Deroy Explains it All
Sunday, July 14, 2002
They Should Blame Al Gore for All the Trouble
Saturday, July 13, 2002
The Only Good Commie is a Resigned Commie
Is it Piloted by Aibo?
"Not to shatter your ego, but this isn't the first time we've had a nuclear missle pointed at us."
Friday, July 12, 2002
The Greater Threat
And while were talking about Communism, why is Castro still alive?
Watch Your Neighbors
Guns Make People Stupid
Thursday, July 11, 2002
Barbara's Got a Gun
Taiwan Stands Alone
Wednesday, July 10, 2002
Do You Know What Kind of Powder is in George Washington's Wig?
What Rhymes with Literate?
Old Man Toumai
National Public Retards
Pilots Should be Packing
Tuesday, July 09, 2002
The U.S. Army is now making computer games for free download. The military was always the only part of the federal government I didn't mind my tax money going to because they kill evil foreigners, but now I get video games out of the deal. Kick ass!
Have you heard about how the WWF has come out and said that we only have until 2050 before we use up the earth's resources? I haven't watched the WWF for a while, so I have no clue where this comes from, but my bet is that their science is as phony as their wrestling. I'd find out more, but the best parts of their study is only on pay perview.
First off, I don’t like the way the current administration is pussyfooting in the Middle East. If Reagan were still around, right now there would either be peace in the Middle East or it would be one giant smoldering pothole. And then it would be done with. Instead we play buddy-buddy with a bunch of dictators who, in a true and just world, should be hanging from trees. At least, it seems, Bush has completely cut off all ties with Arafat. I think we could have cut off ties with him a lot more forcefully, though. Instead of Bush coming out and saying, “You should elect someone other than Arafat because we don’t like him,” just so the Palestinians could defy us, we should first have had a sniper take him out and then say, “I think you should elect someone other than Arafat because he’s dead now.” Then the Palestinians would have to concede to our simple logic or elect a dead man. They’d probably elect a dead man, but sometimes people surprise you.